ROBINHOOD CHAIN · LIVE ON PONS

SIR BAG On Hood

The coin that holds.

No pump. No dump. Sir Bag protects the bag on Robinhood Chain and slays the memes that can’t hold theirs.

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LIVE. The only contract is 0x792f…e818. Anything else is an impostor.

Sir Bag, an armoured knight in blackened steel with a lime plume, gold crown and forest-green cape, both hands resting on a planted sword.
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Sir Bag issuing a decree, sword planted, arm outstretched.
Fig. I — His Lordship, surveying the realm.

ARTICLE THE FIRST

THE REALM

The King opened the gates to everyone. Everyone came. Most of them should not have.

On the first of July, Robinhood Chain went live. It was built for tokenised stocks. Within a fortnight it belonged to the memes: tens of thousands of launches a day, most of them dead before the weekend, each one a bag that somebody was left holding.

The realm’s founder they call the Saviour. Sir Bag does not argue with the title. He simply notes that a gate, once opened, lets in everything, and that somebody has to stand inside it with a sword.

Sir Bag was forged for exactly this realm. He does not pump. He does not dump. He does not post gains, and he does not explain himself twice. He holds the line, he holds the bag, and he removes, politely and with a very clean blade, whatever cannot hold either.

$BAG is the coin that holds on Robinhood Chain. That is the whole thesis. It fits on a plaque.

  • I

    Hold the bag

    Holding is not a strategy. It is a sworn duty.

  • II

    Slay the weak

    A meme that cannot survive a Tuesday should not survive at all.

  • III

    Honour the realm

    No pump. No dump. No dog in a hat.

ARTICLE THE SECOND

THE SLAIN

The chain opened its gates to the menagerie. His Lordship arrived shortly after with a list. The ones that pumped hardest fell first.

0 CONFIRMED · THE LIST GROWS

I

CASHCAT

“The realm’s own mascot. A cat that weeps over money. His Lordship found both halves distasteful.”

Cause of death
Sentiment
Last words
“please”
SLAIN
The evidence · no appeal
XVIII

ARTIFICIAL INU

“A dog in a headset. The headset did the thinking. His Lordship removed both, then the dog.”

Cause of death
Blunt force
Last words
“let’s takeover”
SLAIN
The evidence · thrown, not buried
XIX

THE BLACK BULL

“Charged forward no matter what. His Lordship noted the ‘no matter what’, held out his cape, and stepped aside.”

Cause of death
Momentum
Last words
“olé”
SLAIN
The evidence · three passes, one thrust
  • II

    DOGE

    “The original. Respected, and retired.”

    Cause
    Old age
    Last words
    “much tired”
    SLAIN
  • III

    SHIB

    “A dog that was a copy of a dog.”

    Cause
    Redundancy
    Last words
    “we’re the same”
    SLAIN
  • IV

    PEPE

    “Had a good decade. It is over.”

    Cause
    Exposure
    Last words
    “feels bad”
    SLAIN
  • V

    WIF

    “A dog in a hat. The hat did most of the work.”

    Cause
    Wardrobe
    Last words
    “just a hat”
    SLAIN
  • VI

    BONK

    “Named after the noise it makes on the way down.”

    Cause
    Gravity
    Last words
    “bonk”
    SLAIN
  • VII

    FLOKI

    “Named after another man’s dog.”

    Cause
    Borrowed name
    Last words
    “who’s a good boy”
    SLAIN
  • VIII

    MOG

    “Stared at the market until the market stared back.”

    Cause
    Eye strain
    Last words
    “still mogging”
    SLAIN
  • IX

    PENGU

    “A flightless bird sold as a rocket.”

    Cause
    Physics
    Last words
    “brr”
    SLAIN
  • X

    SQUID

    “Up eleven thousand percent. Then the sell button went missing.”

    Cause
    No exit
    Last words
    “game over”
    SLAIN
  • XI

    SAFEMOON

    “Promised the moon. Delivered the crater.”

    Cause
    Re-entry
    Last words
    “safu”
    SLAIN
  • XII

    LIBRA

    “Endorsed at noon. Eighty percent lighter by dinner.”

    Cause
    Endorsement
    Last words
    “not affiliated”
    SLAIN
  • XIII

    BOME

    “A book of memes. Nobody finished it.”

    Cause
    Short attention
    Last words
    “chapter one”
    SLAIN
  • XIV

    SLERF

    “Burned its own presale by accident. The chart followed by instinct.”

    Cause
    Clumsiness
    Last words
    “oops”
    SLAIN
  • XV

    PNUT

    “A squirrel with a cause. The cause outlived the chart.”

    Cause
    Attention
    Last words
    “justice”
    SLAIN
  • XVI

    GOAT

    “Greatest of all time, for about a month.”

    Cause
    Time
    Last words
    “was”
    SLAIN
  • XVII

    MOODENG

    “A very good hippo. A very short candle.”

    Cause
    Cuteness
    Last words
    “splash”
    SLAIN

Plaque the twentieth is cast, lettered and waiting. AWAITING

ARTICLE THE THIRD

THE TREASURY

His Lordship’s terms, disclosed in full, as a gentleman ought. Every line is checkable on the chain explorer.

The $BAG token emblem — Sir Bag's helm in a gold ring over a rising chart
Total Supply
0
One billion, fixed at launch. His Lordship does not print.
Buy / Sell Tax
0 / 0
No creator tax, ever. Pons charges its own 1% trade fee on every token it lists. That toll is theirs, not his.
Liquidity
LOCKED
Trades on the Pons curve first. Once it graduates at 4.2 ETH the pool is locked by the launchpad. The keys are not his to lose.
Chain
HOOD L2
Robinhood Chain, chain ID 4663. Gas is paid in ETH.
CONTRACT 0x792ff19204EF6C756b4D8Efe2441D050F5eCe818

ARTICLE THE FOURTH

HOW TO HOLD

LIVE ON PONS. One contract, posted below. Anything else using the name is an impostor.

Three steps. His Lordship has kept them short, so that nobody has an excuse.

  1. 01

    Bring ETH to the realm

    Robinhood Chain runs on ETH for gas. Move some across with the official bridge, or withdraw straight to the chain if your wallet supports it.

  2. 02

    Buy $BAG on Pons or Uniswap

    Swap ETH for $BAG on Pons, Uniswap or DexScreener. Use only this contract: 0x792f…e818. There will be copies. They are not his.

  3. 03

    Hold

    Buy. Hold. Say nothing. The saying-nothing is the important part.

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Contract 0x792ff19204EF6C756b4D8Efe2441D050F5eCe818 · Robinhood Chain · chain ID 4663

ARTICLE THE FIFTH

THE CAMPAIGN

Four acts. No roadmap. A campaign.

  1. ACT I

    THE FORGING

    The crest is struck. The armour is blackened. The court is assembled from the few who did not buy a dog.

    COMPLETE

  2. ACT II

    THE DEPLOY

    $BAG goes live on Pons. Fixed supply, no presale, no team allocation, liquidity locked at graduation, contract posted on X before anywhere else.

    COMPLETE

  3. ACT III

    THE CULLING

    The hall of the slain is extended weekly. Executions are broadcast without commentary. The count moves in one direction.

    IN PROGRESS

  4. ACT IV

    THE HOLD

    The menagerie thins. The bag is secured. His Lordship sits: bored, victorious, and entirely unsurprised.

    INEVITABLE

ARTICLE THE LAST

THE COURT

Assemble. Bring your bag. Leave your dog outside.