Teneo Saccum

Abstract

$BAG is a meme coin on Robinhood Chain built around one idea: on a chain where tens of thousands of tokens launch every day and most are dead by the weekend, the scarce thing is not attention. It is patience.

Sir Bag is the knight who stays. He does not pump, he does not dump, and he does not explain himself twice. He holds the bag, and he removes, politely and with a very clean blade, whatever cannot hold its own.

$BAG has a fixed supply, no tax, no presale, no team allocation, and liquidity locked by the launchpad at graduation. The trade-fee share that the launchpad pays to a token's creator is routed to holders instead. That is the whole design. It fits on a plaque.

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The Realm

Robinhood Chain went live on the first of July, 2026. It is an Ethereum layer 2 on the Arbitrum stack, chain ID 4663, with gas paid in ETH. It was built for tokenised stocks. Within a fortnight it belonged to the memes.

The realm's founder is called the Saviour in the lore. Sir Bag does not argue with the title. He notes only that a gate, once opened, lets in everything, and that somebody has to stand inside it with a sword.

Sir Bag was forged for exactly this realm. Not for the bull market, and not for the bear. For the gate.

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The Philosophy

Hold, don't pump

A meme coin is not a product. It is a promise to still be here. Most of them break that promise inside a week, because they were built to be sold, not held. The pump is the product, and the bag is what is left when the product is gone.

$BAG inverts this. The coin is designed to be boring to trade and rewarding to hold. There is nothing to farm, nothing to time, and nothing to unlock. There is only the bag, and whether you are still holding it.

The three vows

The whitepaper of $BAG is three lines long. This document exists to explain them.

1. I
   Hold the bag

   Holding is not a strategy. It is a sworn duty. Sir Bag never posts gains, never begs, and never shills. He decrees. A holder who needs to be reassured daily is not a holder; he is a tourist with a wallet.

2. II
   Slay the weak

   A meme that cannot survive a Tuesday should not survive at all. Sir Bag keeps a list, in public, of the coins that pumped hardest and fell first. Not out of cruelty. Out of hygiene. The realm is cleaner for it.

3. III
   Honour the realm

   No pump. No dump. No dog in a hat. $BAG does not pretend to be a stock, a protocol, or a movement. It is a knight on Robinhood Chain who holds, and it is honest about that.

Green is pump, red is dump

In September 2026 the House of Bag put away its red. Lime is Robinhood Chain's colour, green is the colour of a chart going the right way, and red is what happens to everything on the list. Sir Bag's plume, gems and cape are lime and deep green now. The character did not change. The colour of his allegiance did.

On silence

The third step of holding is "say nothing", and it is the important one. Coins die of talking: of promises, of countdowns, of "wen". Sir Bag makes one announcement per fact, in one place, and then stops. The chain explorer does the rest of the talking.

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The Slain

The Hall of the Slain is a public exhibit of meme coins that could not hold. Each has a plaque: a name, an epitaph, a cause of death and its last words. The count moves in one direction.

At the time of writing there are nineteen. The first was CASHCAT, the realm's own mascot. The most recent is The Black Bull, which charged forward no matter what and met a cape.

The rules of the Hall are short. Executions are bloodless. They are broadcast without commentary. The list is extended weekly, and nobody is removed from it. There are no refunds and no apologies.

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The Treasury

His Lordship's terms, disclosed in full, as a gentleman ought. Every line is checkable on the chain explorer.

Holder rewards

The coin that holds pays the people who hold. Holder fee sharing was switched on at launch and has been paying since. Figures as of 8 September 2026, visible on-chain:

Paid to holders

0.177969ETH

Distributions

6

Accruing to the next

0.07227ETH

Distributions are posted, without commentary, when they happen.

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How to Hold

Three steps. They are short so that nobody has an excuse.

1. Bring ETH to the realm

   Robinhood Chain runs on ETH for gas. Move some across with the official bridge, or withdraw straight to the chain if your wallet supports it.

2. Buy $BAG on Pons or Uniswap

   Swap ETH for $BAG using only the contract above. There will be copies. They are not his.

3. Hold

   Buy. Hold. Say nothing.

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The Campaign

Four acts. No roadmap. A campaign.

1. I
   The Forging

   The crest is struck, the armour blackened, the court assembled from the few who did not buy a dog.
   Complete
2. II
   The Deploy

   $BAG live on Pons. Fixed supply, no presale, no team allocation, liquidity locked at graduation, contract posted on X first.
   Complete
3. III
   The Culling

   The Hall of the Slain extended weekly. Executions broadcast without commentary.
   In progress
4. IV
   The Hold

   The menagerie thins. The bag is secured. His Lordship sits: bored, victorious, unsurprised.
   Inevitable

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The Court

Assemble. Bring your bag. Leave your dog outside.

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